Happy Holi 2016 Dirty Non Veg Jokes for Gf Bf Wife :We wish you all a very Happy Holi 2016. As we all know, this year Holi is on 24th March and its approaching very fast. And, we don’t have enough time in preparation. So, without wasting any time, I am gonna provide you some of the best collection of Happy Holi 2016 Dirty Non Veg Jokes for Gf Bf Wife. Share these Funny Holi Jokes to your girlfriend, boyfriend, Husband, and Wife through Whatsapp and Facebook.
Holi is a colorful festival that is celebrates in all over the India and some other countries like Nepal, Pakistan, Bhutan, USA, Canada, and UK etc. People love to share holi images and pictures on this day to wish each other. So dig it deep and find more related Holi stuffs.
Happy Holi 2016 Dirty Non Veg Jokes for Gf Bf Wife
Holi Pe Ladki Ghabrate Hue Apne Boy-Friend Ko Boli:
“Please Pani Wala Gubbara Mat Fenkna,
Main Gili Ho Jaungi”
Ladka: “Achha Aur Khud Jab Tight T-Shirt Pehan Kar
Gubbare Dikhati Hai Tab Socha Hai
Hum Kitne Gile Hote Honge“
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अफवाह की भी हद होती है
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साले बोल रहै है कि प्रहलाद की जगह ग्रुप एडमिन को बिठाएँगे.
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होली मैं इन बातो का गलत मतलब ना निकाले
मैं गीली हो गयी हूँ|
और कहीं भी डालो बस मुंह पे मत डालना|
कपड़े मत फाड़ो, मैं डलवा रही हूँ न|
अच्छा बाबा लो डाल लो| -:P
एक-एक करके डालो यार|:-P
तेल लगा कर आना नहीं तो जायेगा नहीं|
यार मेरे गुब्बारे में छेद है|
मेरे गुब्बारे मत छेड़ो|
तुम मेरी पिचकारी पकड़ो मैं तुम्हारे गुब्बारों में हवा भरता हूँ |
तुम्हारी पिचकारी किसी काम की नहीं है|
होली की शुभ कामनाएं|
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Geet Gaaao Khoshiya manaaao,
Aur Bolo mithi boliyaan,
Hamari Taraf se Aapko
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Happy Holi To All Indians
Bhaiyon Holi Ke Rango Mein
Khoob Rangna Aur Masti Karna.
I Hope This Holi Brings Lot
Of Colors In Each And Everybody’s Life.
I Wish I Was In India To
Celebrate Holi With My Loved Ones.
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Shradha Sadbhawna Masti Aur
Bhaichare Ka Hai Tyohar,
Rango Se Jode Mohabbat Ke Taar,
Har Taraf Ho Rango Ki Bahar,
Wish You A Happy Holi.
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Saade Rang Ko Galti Se Aap Naa Kora Samjho,
Isi Mey Samaaye Indradhanushi Saaton Rang,
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Happy Holi.
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Dil karta hai, Apke Sang
Gauan Jhumu Nachu Khelu
Kudoo Jasn manaoo Lekin
Pahle Apko Rang to Laga loo
Happy Holi!.
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Red,
Blue,
Orange,
Green,
Yellow,
White,
Pink All Colours Are Dying To Touch Your Face.
Wishing You Happy Holi.
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Papa Bete Se- Tum Shaadi Kb Karoge?
Beta = Mein To Shadi Holi Ko Kruga?
Papa = Wo Kyo?
Beta = Kya Pata
Holi Offer Mai 1 Ke Sath 1 Free Mil Jaye.
A crow shits on santa.
Banta: Hey, what’s that..?
Santa: Nothing dude, bird’s are playing Happy Holi..!
Why did the santa watched Rang de Basanti movie?????
He thought it was a movie on Holi!
Happy Holi!
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Dear FB and Whatsapp Friends,
May your life and your social networks are filled with vibrant colours of life at all times!
Happy Holi!
Wives are like the colours of Holi.
In the beginning, they look good but eventually they turn black and are hardly pleasant.
Happy Holi!
yu to har baar holi aati he
or sabhi ko rang jati he
wo colour chut bhi jata hai
magar aapke pyar ka rang hamesha laga
rehta hai
HAPPY HOLI
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